Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The Boy's

1.What do you do if your hand gets cut of?
You go to the second hand shop

2.What do you get when a cow crossers a smurf?

Blue cheese

3. Why did the computer and the internet not like each other?
because there was no connection

4. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts

5. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to go with.

6. What do you do when the world ends?

You go to new world

7. Why do cow wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work

8. What do you call an elf that sings?
A wrapper

9. What has for wheels and flies?
A dump truck

10. Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed the bank.
He wanted to get a clean getaway.


  1. Very funny jokes next time check your spelling

  2. I like your joke and humor but next put foll stops on the end.